Hey! You! Did you want some 1D fic recs? And by that I mostly mean did you want some Liam/Zayn recs?

( I braved the kink meme for you guys. I work really hard, okay? )

You guys!! Yesterday we bought this issue of BOP- the May BOP, and it has 1D paper dolls in it. Paper dolls. Only Niall and Harry, we have to but the June issue for Liam, Zayn and Louis- but still. Paper dolls.

Five dollars well spent.

It is possibly the best issue of a tween magazine ever. Let's walk through it, yes? (The pictures are giant. I apologize.)

( Are BTR jealous of 1D's success? The truth inside! )

Ahem. I am coming back from my long LJ silence- caused mostly by lack of computer, to make stern faces at you all, because. GUYS.

There are terrible tween stars, terrible, terrible tween stars. Who hang on each other and who appear to be actually dating or something, and look, just because I don't watch Victorious is no reason I shouldn't have been told this was a thing:


TERRIBLE TWEEN STARS WHO HANG ON EACH OTHER! I JUST. Now I have to make a post full of all these things I've seen on tumblr because I am stunned. Stunned and terrible tween stars and hanging on each other and they are even Schneiderverse. You should come on this journey with me. I kind of hate myself for this post, because. Victorious. But. I mean. My weaknesses, you guys. Tween stars behaving badly is up there. (...I stole all of these images from tumblr.) There are pictures of pretty people. Just click.

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Hey Flist! Are you guys watching Hellcats? You really should be. Because it is ridiculous and I love it. Katybeth already covered why the first three episodes are awesome and why you should ship Marti and Savannah like crazy in this amazing entry over here, which you should probably go read. This week was pretty spectacular on the Marti and Savannah front too, so much so that I made a bunch of random screencaps in an attempt to convince you all to go watch this show on Hulu like, right now.

There are girls in love and really pretty people not wearing a lot of clothing under the cut.

Edit: These caps are showing up really weird for me, but I know they're all resized properly because I've checked like, 10 times. If someone could let me know if they're all the same size or not for other people, so I can either stop freaking out of fix it, that would be awesome. Thanks! *ridiculous*

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So, I thought I had to work tonight but it turns out I don't, which gives me time to make this LWD Picspam! Or part 1 of it anyway. Whatever. Awesomeness.

Vacation With Derek


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So, I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the Fellowsverse? It isn't just full of boys who sing and like to touch each other. It's also full of really pretty girls, and since pretty people are one of my very favorite things to picpsam, I thought spaming you guys with the girls of the Fellowsverse would be a really good use of my Sunday afternoon.

Erin, Katelyn and Tanya invite you to come check out this picspam where the fact that I'm a little in love with Erin Sanders is super obvious pretty girls are pretty. Featuring Erin Sandesr, Katelyn Traver, Tanya Chisholm, Carlie Casey and Lindsey Shaw. (With bonus appearances from the BTR boys and Devon!)

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That was a good time. I should go respond to fic comments now. (Did you all see my crazy? It's James/Drake fic.)

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So, Hey! Do you like Big Time Rush? And ridiculous 90's things? And British people? And possibly also magic? Oh, and really attractive people who touch a lot? And shipable pretty girls? Then you should really, really go watch some episodes of one of my very favorite ridiculous shows of all time, S Club 7. When I first saw BTR, S Club 7 was the first thing I thought of. I know the obvious reference is The Monkees, but S Club was trying to be The Monkees too, actually, the Monkees meets Saved By The Bell, and it was on when I actually was a Tween. (ABC Family? I think? Was ABC Family even ABC Family then?) I totally had their album, and watched the show all the time, and a year or so ago when I was sick one day I marathoned a ridiculous number of episode and fell in love with it all over again.

And really, a lot of my deep hopes for BTR comes from this show. Like magic. You guys. They had Magic. I really, really hope the BTR boys discover they are magic. How amazing would that be? Sadly, I could not find any downloadable episodes with magic, but there is still lots of ridiculousness to be had in this piscpam. (And also subtitles. Oops.) You should really check it out.

The story so far: S Club 7 is a British pop group who went to America to make their fortune and become famous. Their manager was a jerk, though, and the hotel they were sent to didn't want them as entertainers but as workers. After a summer of working for an angry man named Howard in Miami, the kids set out for LA to make their dreams come true. Along the way they travel into the past like, three times, and there is magic. It is all a good time. We should join them now. *nods*

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This is a story post!!! Aren't you excited?? I am. This is a story about the time the Big Time Rush boys were at the JC Penny Prom Event Thing and were super adorable. *nods* it's awesome. And I am crazy. *nods* Because really, why post about my life when I can make ridiculous entries about the BTR boys?

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